Wednesday, November 10, 2010

Real News Not From The Onion!

The Onion couldn't make up a story this good: Lt Col Tim Donovan, former spokesperson for the Wisconsin National Guard not hired as spokesman for the Wisconsin Dept of Veterans Affairs and is suing:

"Donovan scored the only 100 percent on the qualifying test and was also the only veteran to make it to the final interview for the position, according to the complaint.

“The WDVA has admitted Colonel Donovan was not only fully qualified for the position, but that he was the only veteran among the seven finalists who could possibly have been hired,” Donovan’s attorney Michael Fox said in a statement.

The DVA ultimately awarded the position to Sara Stinski, 36, who scored an 82 on the test and has no military experience, according to the complaint. According to court papers filed by the DVA in response to Donovan’s complaint in the spring, Stinski’s 15 years in marketing writing about discounts for veterans qualified her for the position. Prior to her appointment by the DVA, Stinski worked as the marketing and public relations officer for the Wisconsin Restaurant Association." See the entire article here: http://badgerherald.com/news/2010/11/09/iraq_vet_files_discr.php

So to sum it up for the WDVA: write a press about a veteran's discount at a restaurant and you too are qualified to be their spokesman!

Wednesday, April 28, 2010

Was It Halloween Today?

A great sight today and fortunately for me, he isn't one of my students because I would have had a hard time keeping a straight face with him in my class.

He was about 6 ft tall and maybe 120lbs and he was wearing East German (I doubt he was old enough to have been born before German reunification) combat fatigues. Shoulder length scraggly unkempt hair, wire-rim glasses and a black beret. The best part of the outfit was the black, pointy toe, high-heeled boots.

Long live the revolution comrade!

Wednesday, February 17, 2010

ABC World News

I got the chance to watch ABC's World News tonight. The lead story? Might it be one of our wars? Our economy? Iran? Haiti? Dubai? The stimulus anniversary?

Of course not. The lead story and 1st 5 minutes was devoted to Tiger Woods having a press conference on Friday.

Un-effing believable.